not only gives you what you want or think you want at the moment, but whereby he will have you signed up for a long term mortgage on your peace of mind, long after the little matter that brought about the contract has been settled. EVIL SPIRITS do not plan on being the victims of technological unemployment so they always have a union security clause in their contracts."'

"In a more general way, each of you three, FEAR, SHAME, AND GUILT are very closely related, more than most of the other ASPECTS of LIFE and more than you realize yourselves. You are, in fact, offspring of the same parents. One of your parents is known among the other ASPECTS as "Awareness of Self", and the other is called "Relation to Others". I hate to tell you this, but you three are all little bastards, born out of wedlock before your parents had been properly joined in the ceremony of the RIGHT PERSPECTIVE of LIFE. You were the result of an ass- ignation that took place on Halloween eve which, as everyone knows, is the night when the EVIL SPIRITS are rampant. They evidently pushed your parents into this act and you three were the result. You were named FEAR, SHAME AND GUILT at the time of your birth because you were the living embodiment of the em- otions of your parents concerning the circumstances of your con- ception."

"However, it is recognized by all thinking ASPECTS, that illegitimate children should not have to go through life bearing the stigma of the illegitimate acts of their parents, but should have an opportunity to make a useful place for themselves in life without any handicaps from past events. Now, since the parent- age of children is usually indicated by the names the children bear, it is difficult for such stigmatized children to escape from parental identification. Therefore, I am going to rechristen you with new names so that you can use your undoubtedly valuable abilities in making your proper contribution to the total activit- ies of the other ASPECTS of LIFE.

"But," the Administrator continued as he paced back and

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